Believe in the Protocols of the Elders of Zion!

(you know, Morpheus' TCP/IP stack)

Since trying to undermine these Protocols is tantamount to wanting the Last Human City to be destroyed, I hereby issue a fatwa that all Muslims must support Matrix Reloaded. Do we really believe the Machine Masters will care about halal meat requirements? And I can't well face towards Mecca while immersed, immobile, in a tub of goo.